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West Coast Wednesdays: West Coast Avengers Vol. 2, #14

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by on January 19, 2011 at 4:43 pm

West Coast Avengers #14

West Coast Avengers, Vol. 2, Issue 14 (November 1986)

WEST COAST CREDITS!

Writer: Steve Englehart

Breakdowns: Al Milgrom

Finishes: Joe Sinnott

WEST COAST SUMMARY!

During a training exercise, Tigra’s cat-side gets the better of her and she almost kills Hawkeye. She transforms back to Greer Nelson with the intention of quitting the team. Hank Pym stops her and reminds her that this is a new beginning, an idea he knows a lot about. Nelson confesses her love for Pym, but before they can get cuddly, the demon that had been stalking Pym previously reappears with a lot more of her pals and whisks them away. The rest of team go to San Francisco to team up with Hellcat and Hellstorm, who help them to get to hell to save Pym and Nelson. Along the way, they inadvertently team up with Master Pandemonium and end up  stranded on a boat on the river of death.

I feel dumber for having written all that.

WEST COAST THOUGHTS!

I remember this cover well from when I was a kid. All the Marvel covers at this time had a head shot to celebrate Marvel’s 25th anniversary. Not sure who did the cover for this issue, but Hawkeye looks pretty damn good.

The Master Pandemonium storyline officially makes no sense. Maybe there’s some logic going on here and I’m missing it, but it looks more and more like Englehart was enjoying grandma’s sipping sauce when he wrote this issue. For a storyline that’s been building for nearly a year at this point, this feels tiresome rather than epic and exciting.

The Tigra plot is another thread that’s way overdue for some closure. “I’m Tigra. I’m Greer Nelson. I’m Tigra but I can control it. I can’t control it. I’m Nelson again but I want to be Tigra.” Her uniform is also a major problem, because it barely works when she’s Tigra, but as Nelson, she’s simply Woman in Bikini.

Hellcat and Hellstorm are nice additions. Hellstorm does get to lecture readers Wonder Man about how there are many different Satans and devils in the Marvel universe, which doesn’t work the more you think about it. But then again, this is a world where Norse gods roam freely, so whatever.

Pym and Nelson getting trapped in hell is mildly interesting. My favorite part is when demons are about to kill both of them and Hank apologizes to Nelson, and she replies, “It’s all right…my life had become a living hell anyway!” Honestly, reading issues like this, I’m starting to feel the same way.

WEST BOAST OR ROAST?

Roast.  The drama here falls flat, as Tigra’s problems feel like they’ve overstayed its welcome. This issue is trying too hard to be too many things, and it doesn’t help matters by not making any sense whatsoever.

WEST COAST SCENE (OF THE WEEK)!

Don’t ruin Hank Pym’s motivational speech with your stupid facts, Tigra!

My husband died

West Coast Wednesdays: West Coast Avengers Annual #1

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by on January 12, 2011 at 4:17 pm

West Coast Avengers Annual #1West Coast Avengers Annual, Issue 1 (1986)

WEST COAST CREDITS!

Writer: Steve Englehart

Breakdowns: Mark Bright

Finishes: Geof Isherwood

WEST COAST SUMMARY!

The teams decide they need all the help they can get with the United States government on their tail. This allows readers to check in with Avengers from the past and present. And just when it looks like things are looking up, the traitor is revealed to be Quicksilver (though the cover probably gave it away earlier). Apparently he felt neglected and took it out on the Avengers. Or something like that. From there, it’s Avengers fighting generic villains the Zodiac Cartel until the Vision flies in to save the day with hologram babies. Oh, hologram babies, what can’t you do?

WEST COAST THOUGHTS!

After escaping from the government, the members of both teams find the most conspicuous cave in America to hide in. It’s here they try to work out who betrayed them and decide what to do next. The pages that follow is a nice way to see where previous members of the Avengers are in the current Marvel universe. There are a lot of interesting panels that probably worked in getting twelve-year-old-me to check out other monthly titles at the time.

While sharp-eyed readers will notice Quicksilver popping in and out of the background throughout the first part of the book (it would’ve been fun if they had done this in the previous issue), he makes his appearance known on page 10. The next page is his confession and the reasons for why he betrayed everyone…and it doesn’t make much sense. Quicksilver has always been a problematic character for Marvel (this has changed in recent years), and here it’s pretty clear why: writers don’t know what to do with him.

The biggest problem with the book is that the Avengers vs. the U.S. government is side-stepped and replaced with Quicksilver and the Zodiac Cartel vs. the Avengers. Chapters are purposely divided to create set pieces for selected members of both sides to fight one another. So when the conflict between Quicksilver and the Avengers is resolved, there’s still the large matter of the U.S. government wanting the team for treason that is never mentioned again. In fact, within seconds after Quicksilver is taken off the table, Hawkeye immediately starts talking about continuing their baseball game. And while it’s a cute way to wrap things up, it’s painfully lazy.

How is Quicksilver dealt with, you ask? Well, I’m glad you brought that up. The Vision shows up with a magic ruby just when Quicksilver holds in his hand a vague weapon from the Australian government (don’t ask) to destroy everyone.  Using the ruby, the Vision is able to project the image of his children – Quicksilver’s nephews – before Quicksilver’s eyes. Basically, Vision says, “You claim to hate everyone, but can you possibly hate these two cute babies that couldn’t possibly exist because their father is a robot?” This is, naturally, too much for Quicksilver, and he runs away screaming, “Enough!”

Which was exactly what I was thinking too.

WEST BOAST OR ROAST?

Boast, but barely. This is certainly a step up from the previous part, but really makes no sense if you think about it for more than five seconds.

WEST COAST SCENE (OF THE WEEK)!

Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s funny because the Avengers are throwing their weapons (one of them god-like) at Hawkeye…

Hawkeye in trouble

West Coast Wednesdays: Avengers Annual #15

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by on January 5, 2011 at 4:42 pm

Avengers Annual #15Avengers Annual, Issue 15 (1986)

WEST COAST CREDITS!

Writer: Danny Fingeroth

Breakdowns: Steve Ditko

Finishes: Klaus Janson

WEST COAST SUMMARY!

The Avengers from both coasts meet in Kansas City for their annual baseball game. But just when the game was getting interesting, Freedom Force – made up of mostly reformed villains – arrives with a warrant for their arrest. After a long fight, the teams are taken out by Freedom Force and sent to a secret government base in the Rocky Mountains where they are accused of treason. They’re sent to the Vault to await their trial where they are put into cells that leave them powerless. Spider-Woman, a member of Freedom Force, has doubts about the Avengers being under arrest and helps them to escape.

WEST COAST THOUGHTS!

Oh, boy! Steve Ditko and Klaus Janson. Now there’s a combination I never thought I’d see. That said, the art is more Janson than it is Ditko, but there are some panels where you can see Ditko’s influence plain as day.

This annual amounts to 6 pages of both Avengers teams playing baseball, 16 pages of fighting, 6 pages of speeches, and 11 pages of additional fighting. And this is my way of saying that there’s not a lot going on here. The issue feels stuffed, that’s for sure, but it comes across as being more filler than anything of substance. Take the way the government decides to arrest the Avengers for treason based on the testimony of a mystery Avenger. One of the underlining mysteries in this story is who the traitor could be – it’ll certainly be one of the big reveals in the second part of this story – which makes it more strange why this part of the story is treated so casually in the first part. There’s no weight. Just a lot of moments I’m confident Fingeroth felt would be cool on the page, but just falls flat when executed.

By the way, it’s cool that the demon stalking Hank Pym at the very end of West Coast Avengers #13 let him go on this trip to play baseball. Most demons portrayed in comic books are never shown to be this considerate.

WEST BOAST OR ROAST?

Roast. It tries, it really does, but this one’s stuffed with too much nonsense to qualify as a good story. If this were a normal 22 page monthly, I’d probably be on board. But for an annual, it’s a poor excuse for an event.

WEST COAST SCENE (OF THE WEEK)!

Sometimes the team overcompensates when Cap delivers a terrible speech…

I believe in the American Dream

West Coast Wednesdays: West Coast Avengers Vol. 2, #13

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by on December 29, 2010 at 4:04 pm

West Coast Avengers #13West Coast Avengers, Vol. 2, Issue 13 (October 1986)

WEST COAST CREDITS!

Writer: Steve Englehart

Breakdowns: Al Milgrom

Finishes: Joe Sinnott

WEST COAST SUMMARY!

On a floating rock ten miles above Earth, the team is trapped by Graviton and his allies, Quantum and Halflife. It’s up to Tigra to save the day, but in order to do that, she’ll have to overcome her cat side and become ordinary Greer Nelson. Meanwhile, Hank Pym’s investigation into locating Master Pandemonium catches the attention of a demon.

WEST COAST THOUGHTS!

There’s a lot of monologuing going on here. Graviton is getting his revenge from the last time the West Coast Avengers took him down. And because Englehart is writing, this means this is a wonderful opportunity to provide some flashbacks.

Why Graviton just doesn’t kill everyone is beyond me. He’s extremely powerful and even Wonder Man shouldn’t be a problem for him. But he keeps everyone alive, with Iron Man and Wonder Man stuck to the ground, and Hawkeye and Mockingbird in some kind of electric jail cell. He keeps Tigra on a leash, however. Graviton, who understands Tigra’s inability to control herself in catform, keeps Tigra close so he can make out with her in front of her friends (see below).

Graviton gets it wrong, of course! If I was Graviton, I would’ve made out with Hawkeye instead. You know, to show everyone who’s boss!

Tigra is conflicted, especially when her cat-self is attracted to Graviton’s power (“I could end up a goddess!”). So when the opportunity presents itself, she transforms to plain old Greer Nelson to keep things simple. But without her cat powers, she’s essentially a woman running around in a bikini on a rock ten miles above the Earth.

No matter. Luckily there’s a stupid guard she can knock out and steal his uniform. From there, through the magic of gossip, she manages to turn Quantum and Halflife against one another. They start fighting and all hell breaks loose, allowing the team to break free and save the day.

At the end, Greer tells the team that she’s going to remain human most of the time and turn into Tigra when she has to. And now that she knows how easy it is to lose herself, she’ll have to stay extra alert. Which is like saying, now that I know how easy it is to become addicted to this cocaine, I’ll have to be extra alert when I snort some more later.

The issue ends with Pym being stalked by a demon as he explains that the team is needed in Kansas City. Why? Well, for that answer, it looks like we’ll have to jump ship and check out Avengers Annual #15 next.

WEST BOAST OR ROAST?

Boast.  Not bad, though the Tigra stuff is starting to get ridiculous. If Hawkeye was half the leader, he’d send her packing until she had her issues sorted out.

WEST COAST SCENE (OF THE WEEK)!

Legal nerd says, “I think you mean: slandered her!”

Have I libeled you

West Coast Wednesdays: West Coast Avengers Vol. 2, #10

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by on December 8, 2010 at 4:13 pm

West Coast Avengers #10West Coast Avengers, Vol. 2, Issue 10 (July 1986)

WEST COAST CREDITS!

Writer: Steve Englehart

Breakdowns: Al Milgrom

Finisher: Joe Sinnott

WEST COAST SUMMARY!

The Thing joined the team at the end of last issue and by the second page of this issue, he’s already gone missing. The team goes all out to find Ben even though it’s clear he doesn’t want to be found, and in the process, they stumble across Headlok and the Griffin, two foes who give the team a run for their money.

WEST COAST THOUGHTS!

This story is a continuation of both the previous issue of West Coast Avengers and The Thing #36. It’s also worth noting that the cover mentions nothing about the Thing disappearing, which is the whole point of this issue.

While the whole story is the search for the Thing, he appears quite regularly in the book wearing a trench coat and usually obscured in heavy shadows. At one point, he nearly bumps into Tigra who is looking for him. In fact, if I’ve learned anything from this issue, it’s that California is about the size of a small trailer park.

The issue’s big fight is against Headlok and the Griffin who were apparently hanging out on the beach waiting for the team to come along. My favorite moment in the fight is when the Griffin is beating on Wonder Man, and he takes a moment to exclaim, “What a great fight!” Surprisingly, it’s Mockingbird who ends up saving the day, but how isn’t exactly clear.

The big news for this issue is that the Wasp informs Hawkeye that the six member limit no longer has to be followed, meaning that Firebird could also be a member of the team. But by this time, she’s also hit the road in order to take a retreat.

At the end, the team find the Thing, who is hiding in shadows. And to see what happens next, all you have to do is read on below.

WEST BOAST OR ROAST?

Boast, though it seems like an odd choice to spend months getting the Thing to join the team only to have him run off when he does. This smells of something editorial.

WEST COAST SCENE (OF THE WEEK)!

The Thing does the whole “It’s not you, it’s me” break-up and we learn that Iron Man watched Battlestar Galactica…

So say we all

BONUS WEST COAST SCENE (OF THE WEEK)!

This is from the end of The Thing #36:

The Things

Not the happiest way to end a series, that’s for sure.

Beck Does Drunk Hulk Proud Again…

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by on September 10, 2010 at 4:50 pm

I previously talked about Beck’s incredible work. While his ideas are decidedly simple (taking tweets and putting them into comics), it’s his execution that makes him stand out so extraordinarily well.

Previously he took one of Drunk Hulk‘s tweets and made this:

The other day he took this tweet:

SLOW DOWN APPLE! mePOD CHANGE MORE OFTEN THAN DOCTOR WHO!

And worked his magic.

To see what he did, check out his website right here.

Thanks, Beck.

Long Box Tuesday: Metafiction (and Ex Machina #40):

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by on February 16, 2010 at 9:28 am

If you follow me here or have the misfortune of attending my lectures, you know I have a great love for metafiction, not only as a literary device, but as a way of interpreting and shaping our own reality. As I continue further into my PhD work, I keep returning to Grant Morrison, not only because I appreciate his examples of metafiction in comic books, but because I love the vocabulary he uses to describe what he’s going after.

Take, for instance, a recent interview he did with Ales Kot and Zoetica Ebb in issue #4 of the amazing publication Coilhouse:

Once the nineties came along, I changed my life and started doing The Invisibles. I thought, I’ll do a comic that actually is a magic spell, a narrative sigil. I had made that little comic book avatar of myself for Animal Man and decided to make a better on, a “fiction suit” I could use to live an alternate life in print.  . . . I was looking at what Neil Gaiman was doing with Sandman, because he looked like his character and it was getting attention. Girls loved him because he looked like Morpheus! I thought, What a wicked idea. Fuse yourself with the character, so if fans love the character then they actually get to meet him when they meet you. How weird is that? I thought, I’m going to turn myself into a comic book character and I’m going to write about my adventures every month. I’m also going to see how it reflects in my own life, as a magical, transformative act.

First off, if you love the aforementioned quote, you’ll end up stalking the entire interview. Go buy your copy of Coilhouse now.

Anyway, maybe it’s my inner nerd taking over, but it’s stuff like this that excites and inspires me. Fiction suit is one of the many terms I’ve appropriated into every day speak and I’ve begun to litter my PhD work with.

Now, I’m not going to get into Animal Man or The Invisibles (not today, at least). Instead, I want to take a quick look at by Brian K. Vaughan and Tony Harris’ Ex Machina, specifically #40 of the series that used an entire issue to make a metafictional diversion.

Such as this:

Ex Machina #40 Panel from Page 5

What I like about this particular metafictional encounter – the meeting of creator and creation – is how selfish it is. I’m not saying this negatively. Postmodern metafictional encounters, in particular, have been committed more for the benefit of the writer rather than the reader. The writer putting on a fiction suit is a selfish act.

Kurt Vonnegut’s Breakfast of Champions is a good example of a writer working through some seriously heavy issues as he turns 50. The book is clearly written for Vonnegut first, and luckily, it manages to be entertaining for us as well. Morrison’s metafictional encounter in Animal Man works the same way, but it’s a testament to his talent as a writer that he manages to make it work within the themes he had been building for the previous 25 issues of the run. And when Stephen King puts on his fiction suit for The Dark Tower series, we’re reading King work out some of the remaining issues he had with his horrifying 1999 accident when a truck hit him, leaving him “laying in a heap . . . all tangled . . . [with] his leg was broken“.

Vaughan, wearing his fiction suit, is out to do the same thing; an attempt to work through some emotional issues within the confines of his own work. The issue is full of in-jokes and playing around with the collaborative relationship between Vaughan and Harris, but once you move past that, what you’re seeing is Vaughan at the threshold of a major life changing decision about leaving New York for LA. Like Vonnegut searching for answers from Kilgore Trout, Morrison from Animal Man, King from the Gunslinger, Vaughan is finding answers by interacting with Mitchell Hundred. And thus continuing the postmodern inversion of the creator seeking answers from the creation.

This is a device that turns a lot of people off, but when it’s done right, like in all of the aforementioned examples, it’s a real delight – with implications that are even more delightful.

Flashback! Daredevil and Elektra in COMMON PEOPLE!

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by on February 4, 2010 at 8:50 am

Common People

Long Box Tuesday: Punisher #10 (Vol. 3), Page 13

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by on February 2, 2010 at 9:38 am

Garth Ennis’ run, particularly his MAX run, is probably one of the most perfect interpretations of Frank Castle. It hit all the right notes without becoming ridiculous and maintained an emotional integrity never seen before with the character. This is saying a lot, because the Punisher is one of the most one-note characters in modern comic books.

When Matt Fraction took a stab at the Punisher and returned him to the Marvel universe with Punisher War Journal, despite his best efforts, I thought the series emphasized Castle’s limitations more than anything (this is something I’m finding again and again in Fraction’s Marvel work, a distinct coldness that doesn’t show in his creator owned work). So I’d be lying if I said I was thrilled to see Rick Remender take a shot at the character in yet another new Punisher monthly.

Remender, however, appears to be embracing the ridiculousness of Frank Castle in a world full of superheroes while finding new ways to remind readers of the fundamental horror of his haunted origins. And it…works. The first issue’s confrontation between the Punisher and the Sentry amounts to one long chase scene that does an excellent job in showing readers how he can hold his own, especially against a Superman-like hero.

By putting Punisher right in the middle of the Marvel universe’s current status quo with Norman Osborn running the show, it keeps the Punisher’s adventures relevant and exciting, and by making the stakes personal with the Hood, Remender can really flex his writing muscles.

By issue ten of the current series, the stakes couldn’t be any higher. The Hood brings the Punisher’s family back to life before his very eyes. And the Punisher, being the Punisher, acts quickly…

Punisher #10, Page 13

There’s a lot going on here, and Tan Eng Huat’s art sells it, especially Frank’s look of horror as the caskets open. The question of why the Punisher does it is what makes this page – and the horrifying pages that follow – so much fun. As a military tactician, his lack of hesitation in killing his family to stop the Hood from using them against him makes a lot of sense. But once you get past that, it probably comes down to Frank not wanting his family to see the monster that he had become because of their deaths. And that’s where the real emotion comes in, and I suspect, what Remender wants to play around with in the current Frankencastle storyline he’s doing.

Long Box Tuesday: 52 #10 Panel

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by on January 26, 2010 at 9:46 am

52 Issue #10 CoverNow that DC has a few weekly experiments under their belt, ranging from awful to excellent to groundbreaking, I think it’s important to remember the series that re-started* the trend. 52 came out of Infinite Crisis with a lot of energy and uncertainty, and turned out to something of a revelation.

Backed by writers Grant Morrison, Geoff Johns, Greg Rucka and Mark Waid contributing with numerous artists, 52 was a year look at the DC universe absent of the trinity of Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman.

Over the course of the year, the book would end up being a lot of things, from a space epic to a time travel story to a murder mystery to a journey story to a metafictional commentary and more, but most importantly, it was fun and gave something for readers to really sink their teeth into every Wednesday.

Since the writers collaborated, it’s difficult to discern each writer’s contribution to the overall narrative, but there are enough elements at play to give readers some clues to who wrote what. It’s clear the Question’s story was written by Rucka and Morrison’s fingerprints appear to be on certain parts of Animal Man’s story. That said, as much fun as it is to figure out who wrote what, it’s not important in the end.

The art, as a whole, is serviceable. Considering the schedule and the behind the scenes stuff we know now but didn’t know then, it’s amazing the project maintained its schedule to the end. I’d argue that, when it comes to the art, Keith Giffen probably deserves most of the credit for keeping things moving and establishing an artistic consistency for the book.

Panel from #10 of 52While I usually single out a page from the book I’m looking at for the week, I want to point out a specific panel instead. The panel on the right comes from issue #10 of the series.

I know a lot of people don’t like the idea of a married Superman - and I’ve seen some comic book writers make arguments about the limitations it imposes on the character – but I’d argue that the inability for the marriage to work more often then not stems from the inability of the writer, not the concept itself. Sure, the love “triangle” between Superman, Clark Kent and Lois Lane has a lot of possibilities, but so does the marriage, and I think that almost 20 years later, we still haven’t come close to what can be done with the idea.

That said, what I love about the aforementioned panel is how it establishes a certain level of honesty and history that’s usually missing from the characters being together. Here, Clark, who has been without his powers for a couple of months, has to be reminded by Lois that he’s about to pick up a hot pot. It’s such a throwaway panel, but it says more and does more for their relationship than entire stories devoted to their marriage. It makes them real and reveals a certain level of compatibility that is usually not expressed in their stories together. Most importantly, it shows us that their marriage exists between the panels.

This is showing us how they’re right for one another, instead of the usual telling.

And it does wonders.

* I say re-started, because I’m counting DC’s previous weekly experiment with Action Comics.

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