DRUNK HULK DOES POETRY! 1


October 6, 2010 was Drunk Hulk‘s first anniversary on Twitter. Yes, Drunk Hulk is one year old! Over the course of the week I’ll be reflecting on various aspects of the Drunk Hulk phenomena and looking at some behind-the-scenes action. Check back regularly.

This week I’ll be posting a few different Top Tens for Drunk Hulk based on specific lists or subjects. Today’s Top Ten isn’t exactly ten, but here are Drunk Hulk’s attempts at poetry:

1. NOW WINTER OF YOU DISCONTENT! MAKE GLORY SUNRISE BY THIS SHOT OF CUERVO! AND ALL CLOUD ON YOU HOUSE! IN VODKA WITH OCEAN SPRAY!

2. SHALL DRUNK HULK COMPARE BEER TO SUMMER DAY? YOU MORE BUBBLY! MORE TEMPERATE! ROUGH WIND SHOOKS FROSTY BUD!

3. TWO BEERS STAND TALL IN FRIDGE! AND DRUNK HULK TAKE LESS FROSTY ONE! AND THAT MAKE ALL DIFFERENCE!

4. ONCE UPON MIDNIGHT BREWERY! DRUNK HULK PONDER WEAK AND BLURRY! OVER MANY PINT AND CURIOUS VOLUME OF FORGOTTEN RUM!

5. PINT OF BEERS! OH PINT OF BEERS! OH YOU SOOTHE WESTERN BREWS! SO IMPATIENT! FULL OF FLAVOR! FULL OF MANLY HOPS AND BUBBLES!

6. IN STATION FOR PETROL! APPARITION OF BOTTLES ON SHELVES! CHOICES MAKE DRUNK HULK DOUBT!

7. BECAUSE DRUNK HULK NO STOP FOR POLICE! POLICE KINDLY ROAD BLOCK DRUNK HULK!

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About Christian A. Dumais

Christian A. Dumais is an American writer, humorist and public speaker living in Wrocław, Poland. He has published fiction, journalism, and academic articles in several magazines and journals such as GUD, Shock Totem and Ha!Art. His first collection of short stories, Empty Rooms Lonely Countries, was published in 2009. He also created, edited, and contributed to Cover Stories, a euphictional anthology of 100 stories inspired by songs, which was published in 2010. His most recent book is SMASHED: The Life and Tweets of Drunk Hulk.


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