Drunk Hulk Rick Perry Debate

DRUNK HULK DEBATE FAIL!

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DRUNK HULK: FACT OF MATTER IS YOU BETTER HAVE BEER GLASS THAT DRUNK HULK CAN GET HAND AROUND! AND THAT REASON WHY DRUNK HULK BAR TAB ONLY ONE OF ALL FOLK! THESE GOOD FOLK ON STOOL HERE! THAT NEED BE PAY BY 2020! AND DRUNK HULK TELL YOU! THERE THREE THING HERE WHEN DRUNK HULK OWN BAR THAT ARE GONE! THAT Q*BERT GAME! PORK RINDS! AND — WHAT THIRD ONE THERE? LET SEE!

Ron Paul: We’re talking about government agencies. You need five.

DRUNK HULK: OH! FIVE! OK! SO Q*BERT! PORK RINDS! AND…

(Unknown): MGD?

DRUNK HULK: MGD! THERE YOU GO!

Moderator: Seriously, is MGD the one you were talking about? The beer?

DRUNK HULK: NO SIR! NO SIR! DRUNK HULK TALK ABOUT THING IN BAR – MGD NEED GO! THERE NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT!

Moderator: But you can’t — but you can’t name the third one? And do you realize where you are, sir?

DRUNK HULK: THIRD THING IN BAR DRUNK HULK WOULD – DRUNK HULK DO AWAY WITH Q*BERT…

Moderator: Pork Rinds.

DRUNK HULK: PORK RINDS AND! LET SEE! DRUNK HULK NO…THIRD ONE! DRUNK HULK NO KNOW! SORRY! OOP!

 

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