DRUNK HULK’S TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS! 1


In case you’ve missed it on Twitter, here is the complete “The Twelve Days of Christmas” as done by Drunk Hulk. I hope you enjoy it and that you all have a wonderful holiday with your friends and family.

  • ON ONE DAY OF CHRISTMAS! TRUE LOVE SEND PARTRIDGE IN PEAR TREE! UNLESS THAT SOME KIND EUPHEMISM! DRUNK HULK NO IMPRESS!
  • ON TWO DAY OF CHRISTMAS! TRUE LOVE SEND TWO TURTLE DOVE! DRUNK HULK NO WANT THIS GENETIC NIGHTMARE! WHAT NEXT! LIZARD PARROT!
  • ON THREE DAY OF CHRISTMAS! TRUE LOVE SEND THREE FRENCH HEN! REALLY?! WHILE YOU AT IT! SEND DRUNK HULK FRENCH HERPES!
  • ON FOUR DAY OF CHRISTMAS! TRUE LOVE SEND FOUR CALL BIRD! THIS BIRD THING KIND OF CREEPY! YOU CONFUSE DRUNK HULK WITH DRUNK AUDUBON!
  • ON FIVE DAY OF CHRISTMAS! TRUE LOVE SEND FIVE GOLD RING! GREAT! ONE FOR EACH FINGER! THIS MUST BE WHAT IT LIKE TO DATE MR T!
  • ON SIX DAY OF CHRISTMAS! TRUE LOVE SEND SIX GOOSE LAYING! REALLY! DID SOME BIRD STORE HAVE GO OUT OF BUSINESS SALE!
  • ON SEVEN DAY OF CHRISTMAS! TRUE LOVE SEND SEVEN SWAN! GIVE DRUNK HULK MOMENT! DRUNK HULK GOT TWO BIRD FOR YOU TOO!
  • ON EIGHT DAY OF CHRISTMAS! TRUE LOVE SEND EIGHT MAID MILKING! DRUNK HULK NO SURE THAT EVEN LEGAL!
  • ON NINE DAY OF CHRISTMAS! TRUE LOVE SEND NINE LADY DANCING! FINALLY SOMETHING DRUNK HULK LIKE! NOW SELL STUPID BIRD FOR TIP MONEY!
  • ON TEN DAY OF CHRISTMAS! TRUE LOVE SEND TEN LORD LEAPING! WORLD GOT ENOUGH PROBLEM WITH ONE! NOW THERE NINE! AND LEAPING! THAT CAN NO BE GOOD!
  • ON ELEVEN DAY OF CHRISTMAS! TRUE LOVE SEND ELEVEN PIPER PIPING! WOW! YOU MANAGE GET DRUNK HULK MISSING STUPID BIRD GIFT! CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
  • ON TWELVE DAY OF CHRISTMAS! TRUE LOVE SEND TWELVE DRUMMER DRUMMING! THINK IT TIME TO SEE OTHER PEOPLES! IT NO DRUNK HULK! IT YOU TOTALLY YOU!

Depending on my schedule next week, this may or may not be the last Drunk Hulk material posted here for 2010. In the event that this is the last, thank you all so much for making Drunk Hulk an enormous success. There are a lot of exciting possibilities in store for DH in 2011 and none of it would be possible without your support. DRUNK HULK THANK!

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About Christian A. Dumais

Christian A. Dumais is an American writer, humorist and public speaker living in Wrocław, Poland. He has published fiction, journalism, and academic articles in several magazines and journals such as GUD, Shock Totem and Ha!Art. His first collection of short stories, Empty Rooms Lonely Countries, was published in 2009. He also created, edited, and contributed to Cover Stories, a euphictional anthology of 100 stories inspired by songs, which was published in 2010. His most recent book is SMASHED: The Life and Tweets of Drunk Hulk.


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