FAVSTAR’S TOP 10 FOR DRUNK HULK! 1


October 6, 2010 will be Drunk Hulk‘s first anniversary on Twitter. Yes, Drunk Hulk is one year old! Over the course of the week I’ll be reflecting on various aspects of the Drunk Hulk phenomena and looking at some behind-the-scenes action. Check back regularly.

This week I’ll be posting a few different Top Tens for Drunk Hulk based on specific lists or subjects. Today’s Top Ten is based on the most faved Drunk Hulk tweets from Favstar.

1. DRUNK HULK JUST FIGURE OUT TWIST! M NIGHT SHYMALAN CAREER WAS DEAD WHOLE TIME!

2. OVERTURN PROP 8! A-ROD HIT 600! WEATHER FINALLY COOL! AND 2 FOR 1 SPECIAL DRINK! OH SHARK WEEK! WHAT CAN YOU NO DO!

3. NEW APPLE PRODUCT! A-TEAM! KARATE KID IN CINEMA! ALL DRUNK HULK NEED IS WHAM AND WHERE BEEF! AND IT 1984 ALL OVER AGAIN!

4. LORD OF RING THEME PARK! BUY RING AT GATE! WALK FOR 9 HOUR! THROW RING IN FAKE VOLCANO! GET RING ON BOTTLE! WIN PLUSH ORC!

5. BRISTOL AND LEVI BACK TOGETHER! DRUNK HULK NO BE THIS UPSET ABOUT REUNION SINCE STEPHENIE MEYER REUNITE WITH TYPEWRITER!

6. LONE STAR SHOW WAS CANCEL SO FAST! DRUNK HULK WONDER IF FOX CONFUSE IT WITH SHOW BY JOSS WHEDON!

7. CAREFUL HOW NAME YOU CHILD! MONTANA LAST NAME GET HER DISNEY SHOW! MONTANA FIRST NAME GET HER PORN CAREER! MORE YOU KNOW!

8. PAKISTAN BLOCK YOUTUBE! BOOKFACE! DRUNK HULK BET PAKISTAN BECOME MOST PRODUCTIVE COUNTRY ON PLANET!

9. LINDSAY LOHAN CAREER LIKE DAVID LYNCH MOVIE! INTERESTING! SCARY! SOMETIME PRETTY LOOK AT! BUT MAKE NO SENSE WHAT SO EVER!

10. BP CAUGHT USE PHOTOSHOP! DRUNK HULK SHOULD HAVE KNOW THAT THERE NO WAY OIL SPILL LOOK SO YOUNG AND SEXY WITHOUT HELP!

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About Christian A. Dumais

Christian A. Dumais is an American writer, humorist and public speaker living in Wrocław, Poland. He has published fiction, journalism, and academic articles in several magazines and journals such as GUD, Shock Totem and Ha!Art. His first collection of short stories, Empty Rooms Lonely Countries, was published in 2009. He also created, edited, and contributed to Cover Stories, a euphictional anthology of 100 stories inspired by songs, which was published in 2010. His most recent book is SMASHED: The Life and Tweets of Drunk Hulk.


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