Helping to Boost Russia’s Birth Rate

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Vladimir Putin has hired Boyz II Men to perform a concert in February in Moscow in order to boost the Russian birth rate.

I’d like to make some other suggestions (free of charge!):

– MC Skat Kat (with special guest Paula Abdul) opens the show.
– Reunite the cast of Murphy Brown.
– Hand out free Beanie Babies.
– The world premiere of the latest Patrick Swayze movie, Ghost.
– Parachute pants.
– Hammer time, anyone?
– Sponsorship by Snapple.

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