Helping to Boost Russia’s Birth Rate

Vladimir Putin has hired Boyz II Men to perform a concert in February in Moscow in order to boost the Russian birth rate.

I’d like to make some other suggestions (free of charge!):

– MC Skat Kat (with special guest Paula Abdul) opens the show.
– Reunite the cast of Murphy Brown.
– Hand out free Beanie Babies.
– The world premiere of the latest Patrick Swayze movie, Ghost.
– Parachute pants.
– Hammer time, anyone?
– Sponsorship by Snapple.


About Christian A. Dumais

Christian A. Dumais is an American writer, humorist and public speaker living in Wrocław, Poland. He has published fiction, journalism, and academic articles in several magazines and journals such as GUD, Shock Totem and Ha!Art. His first collection of short stories, Empty Rooms Lonely Countries, was published in 2009. He also created, edited, and contributed to Cover Stories, a euphictional anthology of 100 stories inspired by songs, which was published in 2010. His most recent book is SMASHED: The Life and Tweets of Drunk Hulk.

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