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“TIME IS BROKEN”

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by on January 13, 2011 at 5:01 pm

“Not here, ” says the writer. He is standing on the balcony eight floors over the Gulf of Mexico even though he’s thousands of miles away in the future. The beach is spread out below, the night sky breaking apart above, the sun rising up somewhere on the other side of Florida, and the waves sound like a sleeping giant: inhaling and exhaling in rhythmic sighs. When the water’s like it is now with the sky like that, it feels like nothing can go wrong, even though the writer knows everything will.

She is calling his name from the bedroom, exaggerating the syllables, her voice telling him she was ready to get lost in a dream, the alcohol finally winning the fight. “Come to me,” she says. He is too afraid to turn around, too afraid to step back inside her penthouse. The thought of jumping over the ledge – feeling the gravity pulling and the air pushing, the ground rushing to meet flesh and bone – seems entirely logical. He shudders at the thought, knowing what was to come.

This was the night before boarding that plane to Asia. She had asked him the week before if he wanted to stay in America – “Not with me; no! How silly would that be? We’ve only known each other for five days. Unless…” – and give it another chance, like America was this friend who’d done him wrong and he’d been waiting for a proper apology. He said he didn’t see that happening. He’s being called away, he said. He didn’t even think he had a choice anymore. She said that America looked different from eight floors up and behind the wheel of a BMW, to which she had already given him the spare key. Was it money? No problem; how much did he need? She even knew a publisher in New York who would be thrilled to read his book. “I can see you writing here,” she said, her arms out to emphasize the penthouse. “And if you don’t like it here, you’d love my place in Miami. East, west – it’s all the same to me, sweetheart.”

“How can you give me these things when I’m such a disaster?” he told her.

“Because you were my disaster,” she said. “Precisely the kind of disaster I needed. You just don’t understand that when you write about this later in Cambodia.”

“Then you know I end up leaving.”

“I knew from your eyes the moment we met,” she said.

She’s asleep by the time he returns inside, her hand resting on the pillow she hopes he’ll come to. He walks around her house and studies the pictures on the walls. There’s a boy in most of them, laughing, bright-eyed, and fearless – too young to know if you walk straight far enough you’ll come right back to where you started. He got the story in pieces after she had finished the third bottle of wine. The boy had kissed her first thing every morning and he never wiped away her kisses. He liked his sandwiches cut diagonally. He cried when she cried.

He was seven. It was Easter morning. She was inside when she heard the sound of rubber on asphalt like a violin out of tune. She said it was about ten seconds before she realized what happened. And the writer always thought about those ten seconds, how she ran outside the house, still unaware to the fact that her entire life had been rewritten. Ten seconds to find out your life jumped genres. If she had a choice, would she relive the seven years knowing what was to come or would she relive those ten seconds of perfect obliviousness?

“I’m sorry,” she said, waking, wiping tears with her sleeve. “It’s just that I feel so…so…”

“I feel the same,” he said. “We tripped and we’re fumbling, but we haven’t touched down yet. We just have to find something to hold onto.”

“Is that why you’ve got to go away?”

He shrugged.

“You won’t escape,” she said.

“I know. Memory is time travel. And as long as I can remember, time will be broken.”

“When are you now?”

The writer closed his eyes thousands of miles away in the future. He said, “Not there when you needed me.”

- “TIME IS BROKEN” was written by Christian A. Dumais

WE’LL GATHER AT THE RIVER

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by on January 6, 2011 at 4:07 pm

WE’LL GATHER AT THE RIVER

It is December of 2000, the river Oder is still and cold, the brown water made darker by the gray skies above. The river cuts through Wrocław, a vein of water that has helped to establish the city as the Polish Venice with its one hundred and twelve bridges. As we look at the river, we can see clusters of tree branches and leaves moving slowly south. Eventually, something else catches our eye. We try to tell ourselves that it’s more branches or some trash, but we know a dead body when we see one. The corpse is that of a man, stripped down, apparently starved and tortured, knife wounds all over, his wrists bound behind his back, and a noose around his neck. His eyes are open, and like an open diary sitting on the table, we can’t help but look.

The body continues its journey and wanders through the shadow of the Grunwaldzki Bridge which is stretched out across the river like a sleepy dragon. This bridge will be important later, but for now it’s just another landmark the body will pass by before finally coming to rest on the river bank. Soon, fishermen will discover the body, the police will be called, and the mystery surrounding the murder of Dariusz Janiszewski will begin.

That the body is discovered near Wrocław should be no surprise. With a thousand years of bloody skirmishes, scorching invasions, world wars and soul-crushing occupations, Wrocław is full of mysteries, murder or otherwise. It is a beautiful city, make no mistake about it, but still the dead are everywhere – beneath the concrete we walk on, deep in the basement of the apartment building we live in, in the walls of our schools, under the flowerbeds. We cannot dig without discovering bones, so when we stumble upon an unexploded bomb from the war instead, we are relieved by the absence of history; its story and purpose is so abundantly clear. Bodies, on the other hand, bring ghosts in the formless shapes of uncertainty and ambiguity.

We must know the body’s story.

We understand this implicitly, because what if that body was you? What if it was me?

The wounds on Dariusz Janiszewski’s body hints at a large story, but without clues it cannot be written. It is learned that Janiszewski was a successful businessman, the owner of an advertising firm. What was he like as a person? Was he the funny guy at the party? Was he a jerk when he drank too much? Did he even drink? Did he fall in love? Was he afraid of the dark as a child? All of these questions are meaningless when weighed against the marks on his body. The facts surrounding his death will eclipse his entire life. This is what the killer really took away from Janiszewski.

Six months pass and there are no substantial leads. The police can only do so much, and eventually the case is abandoned.

Like I said, this murder happened in Wrocław, a city designed like an erased hard drive, constantly wiped clean, but traces of the previous data still there, overwritten but not forgotten, the history building and building. We do not know what is below the ground. Construction is constantly halted because new things are discovered. Once, the renovation of a street in the city center was stopped when another street – complete with buildings – was found beneath it.

When the Germans fled the city at the end of the war, they destroyed all of their maps and plans, meaning there are miles of tunnels below us that we still know nothing about because we haven’t found them yet. And even if we do, we might not be able to figure out what they were for, like Project Reise – a secret series of tunnels in the mountains not far from Wrocław. The Osówka complex, the largest system of tunnels, feels endless, with some tunnels opening up to giant sized bunkers big enough to hold planes. It is literally a little city carved inside a mountain, but for what purpose? We don’t know. Even among the survivors from the 30,000 prisoners who were forced to dig those tunnels offer conflicting stories. We continue to excavate and search for clues, and history waits patiently for us to put the puzzle together, but one discovery offers us a dozen new mysteries.

Just as Janiszewski’s body floated down the river Oder, the story of his murder wandered aimlessly through the Internet and newspapers, waiting for someone to make a connection. There were lots of theories, but nothing concrete. And just when it looked like the murder would never be solved, a connection came in the shape of a book.

In 2003, a thriller is published by Krystian Bala called Amok. The book is not initially well received. It is considered pornographic, sadistic and disturbing. Still, there is one murder in the book that raises some eyebrows. In the story, a woman named Mary is killed with striking similarity to Janiszewski. Even details undisclosed by the police are included with haunting accuracy. The book is read repeatedly by the investigators of the Janiszewski case. More and more clues are found until the truth can no longer be ignored. Astoundingly, Bala – not content with getting away with the perfect murder – has actually documented his crime in the form of a novel.

If we were watching this as a movie, we’d throw up our arms and scoff. It’s too perfect, too easy. This kind of thing doesn’t happen in real life, and yet here we are. The evidence against Bala is overwhelming and the coincidences are a little too uncomfortable. Unlike the protagonist in Amok who is never caught, Bala is found guilty of the murder of Dariusz Janiszewski and sentenced in 2007 to 25 years in jail.

There is no car chase, no explosions, just hubris the size of Kansas. If only every mystery in Wrocław could be solved so easily, then it would be a city of closure, free from its own history rather than weighed down by it.

The Jewish cemetery on Slezna Street is overgrown with plants and many of the gravestones are falling apart, some even riddled with bullet holes from the war. Exploring the cemetery is like roaming a Borges inspired labyrinth, its magnitude impossible to take in, and you know that there’s no way they can possibly know the name of every person buried there. All of these deaths consumed by history, and the ones we know of offer vague and inconsistent information.

Speaking of inconsistency, there is one story about Most Grunwaldzki that I’ve heard a few times. But first, let me describe it to you, as I can see it now from where I’m writing.

The symmetrical arches on either side greet you like a sad face made of granite and steel. To cross, you must enter the frowning mouth and walk the meager distance of about 370 feet to get to the other side. The thick suspended cables slope at the center before rising again like wings.

When the bridge was being built in 1908, it was considered revolutionary because of its design – a bridge suspended entirely on specially designed metal plates. Upon opening in 1910, it was called the Imperial Bridge. Later it would become the Freedom Bridge before turning back into the Imperial Bridge. Today it’s simply known in Polish as Most Grunwaldzki.

During the Second World War, when Wrocław was the German city Breslau, it was known as the last line of defense, a fortress. Because of this, nearly eighty percent of the city was destroyed before the Germans were finally defeated. The Grunwaldzki Bridge was substantially damaged and would be inoperable until it was eventually renovated and reopened in September of 1947. Recently the suspension cables have been painted a pleasing light blue that matches the sky in the early morning. Nowadays, despite its revolutionary reputation and being the only suspended bridge that supports both cars and trams in all of Poland, Most Grunwaldzki is just another bridge.

So, this story. Despite the variations, the gist is the same. The story is about the main engineer of the bridge and how he was hounded by criticism because of the revolutionary aspects of the bridge. Critics complained that the bridge’s design was impossible and the suspension would not hold; people were going to die, they said. Still, the engineer persisted for many years and built the bridge as he imagined it. But all of the disparagement must’ve taken its toll on the engineer because on the eve before Most Grunwaldzki was to open to the public, he took his life, completely convinced the bridge would collapse.

I love this story because it perfectly reflects the Polish people; overeducated, clever, persistent, and yet filled with the kind of doubt and uncertainty that comes with living in a land that happens to be situated between two major powers. If only we could go back in time and inform the engineer that one hundred years later, his bridge still stands despite history’s multiple attempts to bring it down.

Still though, the story lacks a certain drama, which is why people like the variation where the mayor of Wrocław – then Breslau – threatened the engineer. Upon opening day, a regiment of tanks was to cross the bridge. If the bridge could not support the tanks, the engineer would be killed, but not before witnessing his family being murdered as well. Fearing the worst, he killed himself.

No one seems to agree on how he took his life. In real life, perhaps the engineer killed himself in his home with poison, but that isn’t interesting enough for a story.

It is December of 1910. It is the middle of the night. The engineer is standing on the bridge he created. He leans off the edge of the bridge, a rope wrapped tightly around his neck. He looks down at the river – the same one Janiszewski will be floating down 90 years later – and he knows that jumping into the water will not kill him. The water below sighs as if disappointed. He is frightened and feels the kind of loneliness he hasn’t felt since he was a child. He can feel the coldness of the metal at his fingertips and the itchy surface of the rope against his neck. A wind wanders gently past his ears. He takes deep breaths. He tries not to cry, but there’s no point.

There is a note in the front pocket of his jacket. It will explain why he did this, though a hundred years later this explanation – like his death – will have morphed into myth. This note, which may or may not have existed, will be mentioned offhandedly in a story written by an American sitting in a coffee shop that overlooks Most Grunwaldzki. The story will be about mysteries in Wrocław and how we sand down the details into stories, sometimes false, and – in the case of Krystian Bala – sometimes true. And in the end, it doesn’t matter. We do not want to be weighed down by history and there is nothing lighter than a good story.

The engineer’s body is found at dawn. The police cut his body down. They find the note in his pocket, just as I described. One of the officers reads it. The message is short, so he takes the time to read it twice. Upon second reading, tears fill his eyes. He passes the note to the next officer and walks to the edge of the bridge shaking his head.

The note is read again and again as more people arrive, each time the reader feels like they’ve been gut punched. The doctor observing the engineer’s body is allowed to read the note and he says that it will haunt him for the rest of his life.

Eventually, the body is covered and just like that the engineer’s story is over.

At both ends of the bridge, people are gathering, oblivious to the suicide, but excited to cross the bridge for the first time. All those months waiting to see what the Imperial Bridge would look like, all those weeks waiting to cross it, and now the day has arrived. The experience for them will be brief, perhaps even a little anticlimactic. One day they will cross it without considering how special the bridge once was to them. All the anticipation and excitement will be forgotten.

It will just be another bridge in a city full of bridges.

- Written by Christian A. Dumais

Listen to this story (plus “Locked Room“) in ”Accepting the Mysteries“, an episode of the Museioncast series.

You can download the podcast through Podcast AlleyRedhouse Art Radio and iTunes.

If you enjoy this, don’t forget to check out earlier editions of the Museioncast.

LOCKED ROOM

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by on January 4, 2011 at 4:56 pm

“We’ve been here before,” said the detective, standing at the doorway of a previously locked room, a dead man sitting upright in a chair. It had taken four officers to knock the door down because the only key to the room was tucked safely in the pants pocket of the corpse. There were no windows. Blood was everywhere, but no footmarks could be seen, and later it would be discovered that not one fingerprint exists in the room, not even of that of the dead man. Naturally, there was no weapon. The officers waited for the detective to continue. Finally, the detective said, “Well then, I have a theory.”

The police trusted the detective implicitly. The detective was the only one who considered the possibility of that Maestro Van der Luydens’ death was the result of the spirit of a vengeful Buddhist monk locked away in a forgotten musical note that was accidentally played the night of his murder. The detective was the only one who knew that the writer from Providence’s death was no suicide, but the result of the man’s unformed, but perfectly conscious twin that lived in the man’s stomach, who had spent the previous forty-seven years slowly clawing its way up to the man’s throat. The detective was the one who figured out from the Kingston murders that the god Christians worshipped had been randomly killing people all over the world for centuries and brought the murderer to justice after a long eighth dimensional chase in the quantum cloud machine. The detective’s only unsolved case was the corpse of Andrew Winterbottom, discovered four years before his birth and twenty-nine years before his murder, and that was only because there could be no solution to a case that hadn’t happened yet; but the detective was patient.

“This is a story. The things we see before us are from the imagination of a writer. If I had to guess, I’d say the writer, a man, has recently read some mysteries and has taken it upon himself to deconstruct the patterns he’s observed. But that isn’t important. What’s paramount is that all of our experiences previous to this moment are dictated by the imaginations of the readers – or listeners perhaps – based on the information given to them by this so-called writer. The reader will fill in the white space between the words with their own histories, a new pattern on an increasingly growing snowflake where no two are alike.”

“You!” The detective pointed to the officer at the far left of the room who immediately stood alert. “Please be kind enough to share with us your name?” The officer laughed and then suddenly frowned. The detective continued, “That’s right. You don’t know your name because the writer hasn’t given you one. And if you look at yourself in the mirror, you’ll discover a new face each time, as that would be the face given to you through the seemingly infinite experiences of the readers. Who are you now? The ex-boyfriend of this reader? Or the teacher who paid the perfect compliment at the perfect moment to this reader? Who am I? Am I a man? Woman? One moment I’m English, the next I’m American. My mouth tastes of pipe tobacco and then of cigarettes. Sometimes I feel high. Apparently I always lack social skills. My hand holds a magnifying glass, then a bat-shaped weapon of some kind, and now this cane. I only know I’ve solved three cases and will one day solve another. Where is this place? We are nowhere and everywhere.”

“This is what they call a locked room mystery,” the detective said. “A genre, a sub-genre even, a device that forces the detective to look beyond what he is seeing to solve something seemingly impossible. And, of course, a metaphor of life beyond this paraspace, the life of the reader, trapped while waiting for an inevitability that’s openly understood to be natural but felt to be an abomination. All deaths are murders to those who have to find meaning in what cannot be defined.”

One of the officers stepped forward. The detective remembered him from the Oscar Tame murders, which, the detective noted, made four cases solved. The officer said, “But who killed him?”

“It’s amazing, isn’t it? Even when confronted with blatant contrivances, our minds still push towards a solution, even when there can’t possibly be one. Any solution to this mystery would be cheating. Just another murder in a life full of murders. If we walk away now, we’d never remember this mystery having existed. When this story ends, the last few moments of our lives will reset when someone else decides to read from the beginning.”

The room was silent.

The detective looked around to see everyone gone. The body was missing. The room was empty. The detective tried the door, found it locked and sighed. Without an audience, the detective’s ennui returned like anesthesia, crawling through the arteries towards the heart. The detective walked to the center of the room and sat down on the floor.

“The locked room,” said the detective in a broken voice, knowing that an audience still existed somewhere. The detective fell back on the floor, arms and legs spread out. The end was close.

The detective stared up at the ceiling. The lights were fading. In the detective’s pocket, a key shifted. As darkness took over, the detective said, “So this is what it’s like.”

- Written by Christian A. Dumais

Listen to this story in “Accepting the Mysteries”, an episode of the Museioncast series.

You can download the podcast through Podcast AlleyRedhouse Art Radio and iTunes.

If you enjoy this, don’t forget to check out earlier editions of the Museioncast.

New Fiction: “Your Turn” by Christian A. Dumais

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by on November 19, 2010 at 5:15 pm

Paul Hutchington’s suit was perfectly pressed, his forty-six year old face groomed, smelling good. His office was organized and neat with nothing on his desk, the computer behind him turned off, the tower and monitor cold to the touch. Later in the afternoon, when the sun is falling to the west, he’ll see dust floating in the air like drifting galaxies. When that happens, he’ll close the blinds so the dust won’t distract him, just as he’s done nearly every day for the last eighteen years.

There was a quick knock before Jimmy McGooken opened the door. He held his faded red cap in both hands near his groin. “You wanted to see me?”

Hutchington stiffened in his chair and placed his hands on his desk. “Yes,” he said, “I need you to see what Teddy’s up to.”

“Sure thing,” Jimmy said.

Hutchington coughed. “In the basement.”

“Oh,” Jimmy said, dropping his cap to the floor and reaching down for it.

“I know,” Hutchington said soberly. His instinct was to smile when he spoke to his employees, even when he was handing down bad news; it behooved him to be so somber despite the circumstances.

“I heard you sent Andy down – that true?”

Hutchington shook his head slowly and stopped himself. “It was Teddy who went after him, Jim. Like I told him, get to the button, press it and find Andy and the rest.”

Jimmy nodded, thinking Andy must’ve been the one sent down to find Tony Ackerman, who was sent down to find Luke Beaumont, who was sent down to find Ed Crabapple. There were others before Ed, but they worked in a different department and Jimmy didn’t know their names.

All of this started when Alexander De Graff, one of the general managers, decided to inspect the basement and press the button everyone but him knew not to press. Those who were close by heard the ancient doors unlock, the victorious cries of the things escaping, quickly followed by De Graff’s screams. So far the problem had been isolated to the basement for whatever reason and it was widely believed all would return to normal if the button was pressed again.

Jimmy was thinking about these things, but more importantly, he was wondering if his brother Andy was alive, and if he’d see him again either way. And this button, would pressing it again make a difference? His mouth betrayed his fears by ignoring them, and he said, “I’ve been meaning to ask where you get your suits.”

Hutchington smiled, relieved by the change of subject and enjoying the smile while it lasted, even though he knew Jimmy was stalling. “Couldn’t say. The wife orders them for me. I put on whatever’s in the closet.”

“She’s got a good eye then.”

“That she does. I’ll tell her you said so.”

“Please do. Thanks.”

The room was quiet again. Jimmy wasn’t moving. Hutchington was impatient for him to leave. Hutchington opened the top left drawer and removed a stack of paper. He straightened the papers, tapping the stack on his empty desk. He did it just to look like he was doing something.

Jimmy said, “I don’t know if I can do this.”

“You can, Jim,” Hutchington said, trying to ignore Jimmy’s shaking legs, his pants moving like drapes covering an open window. “I need you to do this.”

“What if it can’t be done?”

“It can.” Hutchington adjusted the confidence in his voice. “It has to.”

“I don’t know.”

“Listen, sooner or later that button’s got to be pushed and then we can get back to doing what we do.”

“Those things – I – I’m scared,” Jimmy said, a tear falling off his chin. “Not afraid to say it.”

“Neither am I.” Hutchington wouldn’t look at Jimmy’s face anymore. He heard or imagined hearing the tear landing on the wooden floor like a lonely raindrop. “Go get your brother, Jim.”

Jimmy turned for the door. He opened it and paused, his feet shuffling. Hutchington exhaled, not wanting to hear another word from Jimmy’s mouth, not wanting to hear a repeat of what the previous eighteen men had said, not counting the first two men because they didn’t know what was waiting for them down there. For a long moment, it did look like Jimmy was going to speak, but instead he wiped his face with the back of his hand and left the room, his cap returning to his head. The door closed quietly behind him.

The clock on the wall ticked closer to five, the noise sounding like a man clicking his tongue mockingly. It was Friday. Next week Hutchington might have to consider hiring new people. He pressed his thumb and index finger to the bridge of his nose, feeling a headache coming on. He wondered what the wife was cooking for dinner, wondering if maybe she’d surprise him with his favorite.

This has been “Your Turn”, written by Christian A. Dumais

New Fiction by Christian A. Dumais in Shock Totem #2:

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by on July 1, 2010 at 4:00 pm

Shock Totem #2

Issue #2 of Shock Totem is now out and available in finer bookstores all over America. You can also order it directly through Shock Totem’s website.

Here is the Table of Contents for issue #2 :

* To Be Titled: An editorial, by K. Allen Wood
* The Rat Burner, by Ricardo Bare
* Sole Survivor, by Kurt Newton
* The Spooky Stuff: A conversation with James Newman, by John Boden
* Sweepers, by Leslianne Wilder
* Rainbow Serpent, by Vincent Pendergast
* Strange Goods and Other Oddities (Reviews)
* Abominations: Hide the Sickness: An article by Mercedes M. Yardley
* Pretty Little Ghouls, by Cate Gardner
* Messages From Valerie Polichar, by Grá Linnaea & Sarah Dunn
* Return From Dust, by Nick Bronson
* Leave Me the Way I was Found, by Christian A. Dumais
* Upon My Return, by David Jack Bell
* Howling Through the Keyhole (Author Notes)

Those of you who’re interested, Leave Me the Way I was Found was originally meant to be in Cover Stories before the fine folks at Shock Totem bought it. It’s a short story I’m really, really proud of and I have enjoyed listening to those who’ve read it tell me how much it disturbed them.

I can’t wait to get a copy of the magazine to read the other stories.

Flashback Fiction: “He Owns a Large Set of Keys to Rooms He Can No Longer Remember”

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by on February 11, 2010 at 12:15 pm

HE OWNS A LARGE SET OF KEYS TO ROOMS HE CAN NO LONGER REMEMBER

New Fiction: Deconstruction Page 5 (of 5)

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by on December 18, 2009 at 9:35 am

Page 5

This was originally meant to be for an anthology to be published next year. I had written other pieces for the anthology that explored horror movie and police drama cliches, and I thought it would be fun to apply the same thing to comic books. The word limit for the stories were 1000 words, and once I decided to do this story visually, the trick was trying to do this in less than 100 words, for the challenge of it.

If you read comic books, I think you’ll notice the little details (Kirby dots!) and recognize the story, one that’s been told a million times before.

New Fiction: Deconstruction Page 4 (of 5)

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by on December 17, 2009 at 9:35 am

Page 4

This was originally meant to be for an anthology to be published next year. I had written other pieces for the anthology that explored horror movie and police drama cliches, and I thought it would be fun to apply the same thing to comic books. The word limit for the stories were 1000 words, and once I decided to do this story visually, the trick was trying to do this in less than 100 words, for the challenge of it.

If you read comic books, I think you’ll notice the little details (Kirby dots!) and recognize the story, one that’s been told a million times before.

New Fiction: Deconstruction Page 3 (of 5)

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by on December 16, 2009 at 9:35 am

Page 3

This was originally meant to be for an anthology to be published next year. I had written other pieces for the anthology that explored horror movie and police drama cliches, and I thought it would be fun to apply the same thing to comic books. The word limit for the stories were 1000 words, and once I decided to do this story visually, the trick was trying to do this in less than 100 words, for the challenge of it.

If you read comic books, I think you’ll notice the little details (Kirby dots!) and recognize the story, one that’s been told a million times before.

New Fiction: Deconstruction Page 2 (of 5)

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by on December 15, 2009 at 9:33 am

Page-2

This was originally meant to be for an anthology to be published next year. I had written other pieces for the anthology that explored horror movie and police drama cliches, and I thought it would be fun to apply the same thing to comic books. The word limit for the stories were 1000 words, and once I decided to do this story visually, the trick was trying to do this in less than 100 words, for the challenge of it.

If you read comic books, I think you’ll notice the little details (Kirby dots!) and recognize the story, one that’s been told a million times before.

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