On Mother’s Day…

On Mother’s Day, Norman Bates really pampers himself.

On Mother’s Day, the Call of Cthulhu is to his mother.*

On Mother’s Day, Woody Allen gets an awkward visit from his wife’s mother.

On Mother’s Day, Jason Voorhees buys a nice hat for his mother’s head.

On Mother’s Day, Charlie Brown wishes he could understand the gibberish his mom says.

On Mother’s Day, Glenn Danzig apologizes to his mother again.

On Mother’s Day, John Connor sent his father back in time to meet her.

On Mother’s Day, Oedipus’ wife never got jealous of his mother.

On Mother’s Day, April O’Neil is reminded of that awful night she got drunk with Donatello.

On Mother’s Day, Ted Mosby confesses to his children that they were adopted.

On Mother’s Day, Bruce gives Alfred a nice shoulder massage.


*Little known fact about Abdul Alhazred’s Necronomicon: the first page translated reads “Dedicated to my mother. Love, Abby!”

– from tweets by @puffchrissy


About Christian A. Dumais

Christian A. Dumais is an American writer, humorist and public speaker living in Wrocław, Poland. He has published fiction, journalism, and academic articles in several magazines and journals such as GUD, Shock Totem and Ha!Art. His first collection of short stories, Empty Rooms Lonely Countries, was published in 2009. He also created, edited, and contributed to Cover Stories, a euphictional anthology of 100 stories inspired by songs, which was published in 2010. His most recent book is SMASHED: The Life and Tweets of Drunk Hulk.

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