I wrote this down once: Basically then, I want to meet this beautiful woman someday. I want her to smile and to know her laugh, like it was a good friend, and I want her to tell me everything that she knows. And somewhere in all that, I want her to quote Kurt Vonnegut about […]
When she walked out of the doctor’s office, my pregnant wife calmly informed me that we needed to go to the hospital. The pain she had been feeling were, as she predicted, mild contractions. “We need to be there before seven,” Justyna said. I looked at my watch and saw that we had a little […]
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It was four in the morning, four hours into 2011. Our New Year’s party was winding down, and it was becoming clear that there would be no taxis to take our guests home. All the lines were busy. There was mutinous talk of a guerilla slumber party when I offered to take everyone home.