THE DRUNK HULK PLAYBOY CENTERFOLD INTERVIEW

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Welcome back to our continuing series of Drunk Hulk Interviews where we take questions from established interviews and give them to Drunk Hulk to answer. Previously, we did the Drunk Hulk Tiger Beat Interview, and this week Drunk Hulk answers random questions from Playboy centerfold questionnaires. Let’s see what happens…

What’s the best or most creative pick-up line you’ve ever heard?

DRUNK HULK ONCE SAY TO GIRL, “STRANGER DANGER! YOU JUST LURE DRUNK HULK INTO YOU VAN WITH SWEET CANDY THAT REPRESENT YOU BEAUTY!” DRUNK HULK TOTALLY GOT HER NUMBER! BUT DRUNK HULK WAIT TOO LONG CALL! CAUSE HER PHONE WAS DISCONNECT!

What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?

THAT EASY! PRETTY WAITRESS LADY SAY, “YOU WANT SYRUP ON YOU PANCAKE!” IT MADE DRUNK HULK SO HAPPY THAT DRUNK HULK TOTALLY KISS HER! BUT SHE FREAK OUT AND CALL POLICE! THAT WAS WORST BECAUSE APPARENTLY IT NO PICK-UP LINE AT ALL!

DRUNK HULK GOT MEDICAL CONDITION WHERE EVERYTHING SOUND LIKE EUPHEMISM!

What’s the worst place for a guy to hit on you?

THAT WEIRD QUESTION! DRUNK HULK THINK ANY PLACE BAD BE HIT! BUT IF DRUNK HULK GOT CHOOSE! DRUNK HULK WOULD NO WANT BE HIT IN FACE! ESPECIALLY ON NOSE! IT ALWAY MAKE DRUNK HULK CRY LIKE IT END OF E.T.!

What signals do you give to a man when you want him to make the first move?

UM! OKAY! AGAIN! THIS WEIRD QUESTION!

IF DRUNK HULK WANT MAN MAKE FIRST MOVE! DRUNK HULK BECOME SENATOR! ADVOCATE AGAINST HOMOSEXUALITY LOUD! CALL WIFE TELL HER DRUNK HULK WORK LATE! AND GO TO GAY BAR INSTEAD! REST HAPPEN BY SELF!

IT SEEM PRETTY COMPLICATE THOUGH! BUT THAT HOW KIDS DO IT THESE DAY!

Do you have some first date advice?

BEFORE DATE! FIND OUT PERSON MEASUREMENT! SO IN EVENT THEY SPEND NIGHT! YOU ALREADY HAVE EXTRA PAIR OF PAJAMA FOR THEM!

DRUNK HULK RECOMMEND PLAY LOT LEONARD COHEN! AIR SUPPLY! MAYBE SOME MAD SEASON! THIS WAY YOU HAVE PREVIEW OF MUSIC YOU BE LISTEN TO WHEN YOU EVENTUAL BREAK UP!

SINCE THIS MIGHT BE BEGIN OF NEW RELATIONSHIP! IT IMPORTANT BE HONEST! AND EXPLAIN IN DETAIL ABOUT ALL YOU PREVIOUS LOVER! START WITH MOST RECENT AND WORK BACK!

MAKE AMAZE DINNER WITH LOT FOOD! THEN WHEN SIT DOWN AT TABLE! REFUSE TO EAT! BUT INSIST DATE ENJOY FOOD! IF PERSON EAT WITHOUT YOU! THEN YOU KNOW THEY SELFISH!

NO SHOW OLD FAMILY PHOTO! NO ONE INTEREST! UNLESS YOU SHOW PHOTO AS POWERPOINT PRESENTATION! EVERYONE LOVE GOOD POWERPOINT PRESENTATION!

REMIND DATE HOW POPULAR YOU ARE BY SEND SMS TO AS MANY FRIEND AS POSSIBLE!

CONSIDER CURRENT POLITICAL CLIMATE! IT ALWAY GOOD TO SHOW DATE YOU MAID’S DOCUMENT! SO THERE NO MISUNDERSTAND LATER!

DATE USUAL ATTRACT TO PERSON IN UNIFORM! AND THEY LIKE VARIETY! SO EVERY TIME YOU GO BATHROOM! RETURN IN DIFFERENT VILLAGE PEOPLE UNIFORM!

IMPRESS DATE BY SPEND MORE MONEY! SO SUPER SIZE THAT ORDER!

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