Two Popes walk into a bar…

Two Popes walk into a bar.

The first Pope says, “Bartender, I’ll have your finest German beer, please.”

The second Pope says, “Bartender, nothing for me thanks. However, I’d like to buy a round of your finest Argentinian beer for everyone here.”

The first Pope says, “You’re right. What was I thinking?” He turns around to everyone in the room and says, “Hey! Anyone want a sip of my beer?”


About Christian A. Dumais

Christian A. Dumais is an American writer, humorist and public speaker living in Wrocław, Poland. He has published fiction, journalism, and academic articles in several magazines and journals such as GUD, Shock Totem and Ha!Art. His first collection of short stories, Empty Rooms Lonely Countries, was published in 2009. He also created, edited, and contributed to Cover Stories, a euphictional anthology of 100 stories inspired by songs, which was published in 2010. His most recent book is SMASHED: The Life and Tweets of Drunk Hulk.

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