DRUNK HULK NEW YEAR RESOLUTION!

THERAPIST SAY DRUNK HULK NEED MAKE GOAL FOR NEW YEAR! BECAUSE IT IMPORTANT CREATE NEW WAY TO DISAPPOINT YOUSELF IN LIFE! HERE ARE DRUNK HULK NEW YEAR RESOLUTION FOR 2012!

1. DRUNK HULK ACCEPT SAME SEX MARRIAGE! IF PEOPLES WANT HAVE SAME BORE SEX DAY AFTER DAY! IT NO DRUNK HULK BUSINESS!
2. DRUNK HULK NO CONFUSE “YOU WANT EXTRA PANCAKE” AS MARRIAGE PROPOSAL FROM WAITRESS!
3. DRUNK HULK FINALLY ACCEPT THAT OPRAH NO COMING BACK!
4. DRUNK HULK FORGIVE ALL PATIENTS WHO MAD DRUNK HULK NO GO MEDICAL SCHOOL!
5. DRUNK HULK LOSE 50 POUND! UNLESS DRUNK HULK IN ENGLAND! BECAUSE THAT JUST CARELESS!
6. DRUNK HULK NO LONGER READ ANY NOTE BY CLIFF! OR LIST BY CRAIG!
7. DRUNK HULK BUY NEW DOG! IF NEW DOG DIE! PAY MONEY FOR PROPER BURIAL! BECAUSE LAST DOG CLOG UP TOILET FOR MONTH!
8. DRUNK HULK NO TELL EVERYONE THAT BON JOVI DEAD!
9. DRUNK HULK NO REPEAT SELF ANYMORE!
10. DRUNK HULK NO LOOK UP OLD GIRLFRIEND ON BOOKFACE! NO WHEN IT EASIER LOOK THROUGH HER WINDOW AT HOME!
11. DRUNK HULK NEED BE MORE RESPECTFUL TO MONARCHY! AND SUPPORT BURGER KING! DAIRY QUEEN!
12. DRUNK HULK LEARN HOW WRITE CURSIVE! ESPECIALLY NOW THAT PRINT DEAD!
13. DRUNK HULK LISTEN TO ATTORNEY! AND LEARN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DATE AND PLAYDATE!
14. DRUNK HULK NO LONGER CONSIDER ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET AS COMPETITIVE SPORT!
15. DRUNK HULK NO LONGER BE PACIFIST! AND RESPECT ALL OCEAN! NO ONLY PACIFIC!
16. DRUNK HULK REALIZE THAT JUST BECAUSE IT OPEN BAR! NO MEAN IT OPEN RELATIONSHIP!
17. DRUNK HULK NO MAKE FUN OF KARDASHIAN! UNTIL THEY DO NEXT STUPID THING!
18. DRUNK HULK NO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLES BAD USE OF THE ENGLISH!
19. DRUNK HULK NO WEAR LEGGING TO STORE! PUT ON PANT LIKE ANY DECENT HUMAN BEING!
20. DRUNK HULK BUY ONLY AMERICAN PRODUCT! NO MORE FRENCH KISSING! AND ENGLISH MUFFIN!
21. DRUNK HULK NO REPEAT SELF ANYMORE!

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DRUNK HULK THANK YOU ALL FOR GREAT 2011! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

- Art at top of the page is by @BeckINTL.