DRUNK HULK TELL EMMA STONE FEELING!
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DRUNK HULK WANT YOU KNOW THAT DRUNK HULK THINK YOU DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL WAY BEAUTIFUL! NO JUST PRETTY! BUT YOU KNOW! SMART AND KIND HEART! AND IF DRUNK HULK LOT YOUNGER! DRUNK HULK MARRY CRAP OUT YOU! AND YOU HAVE GIANT GREEN CHUBBY FRECKLE FACE KID! YOU AND DRUNK HULK LAUGH ALL DAY LONG! AND GO TO BAR! AND PLAY AWFUL TRIVIA GAME ON TV! AND YOU PAY DRUNK HULK TAB! BECAUSE IT TOO BIG TO FAIL! AND LATER! SEXCITEMENT!
EVERYDAY FOR REST OF YOU LIFE! YOU THANK GOD DRUNK HULK WAS APPROPRIATE AGE FOR YOU! BUT DRUNK HULK NOT! DRUNK HULK OLD! DRUNK HULK HAVE LINE ON FACE! SOMETIME DRUNK HULK TURN GREY! AND IT TAKE DRUNK HULK LITTLE LONGER TO LEAP THAN IT USE TO! THOSE ONLY DISCERNABLE SIGN OF AGE THAT DRUNK HULK FIND SO FAR! YOU CAN HELP DRUNK HULK FIND MORE! ANYWAY! DRUNK HULK JUST WANT LET YOU KNOW HOW DRUNK HULK FEEL! YOU PRETTY SPECIAL! AND DRUNK HULK WISH YOU CONTINUE SUCCESS AND ARTISTIC FULFILLMENT! BUT MOST OF ALL! DRUNK HULK WISH YOU LOVE AND CONTENTMENT! THIS NO WAY CREEPY AT ALL!
S. Bradley
“Sometime Drunk Hulk turn grey.” That line alone is worth the price of admission.
Van
Aww, I love Drunk Hulk. You go, drunk guy!
DrunkLaura
Does DrunkHulk really know the word “discernable”?
Christian A. Dumais
Thanks, Van!
Christian A. Dumais
I was happy with that line too, Scott.
Christian A. Dumais
Work with me here, Laura.
Chris DiBernardo
DISCERNABLE IS BIG WORD! DRUNK HULK BIG DRUNK! NO MAKE FUN DRUNK HULK!
Christian A. Dumais
I love how “discernable” is the word that breaks the suspension of disbelief. You guys kill me.